Friday, July 31, 2020
Saturday, July 18, 2020
Fish Fairy Tales and the Sea! the Sea!
And in this fairy tale, the mouth of a fish is contemplated:
For a long time the fish in the sea had been unhappy because there was no order in their kingdom. Fish did not give each other any leeway; each swam right and left, whatever he felt like. Some swam in between those who wanted to swim together. Others blocked the path and the stronger fish gave the weaker ones a slap with their tails, hurling them long distances. Or even worse, the bigger fish devoured the smaller ones. “How nice it would be if we had a king, who spoke law and justice amongst us,” they all said. They agreed they would vote one fish to be their leader; they would pick whoever could swim the fastest through the waves and bring help to the weaker ones.
They positioned themselves on shore, one after another in rank and file. The pike gave a sign with his tail and they all swam away. The pike shot through the waves like an arrow and the herring, gudgeon, perch, carp and all the rest as they are called followed after. The flounder also swam along and hoped to reach the finish line.
All at once a cry was heard “The herring is out in front! The herring is out in front!”
“Who is out in front?” the bad-tempered flounder screamed morosely. He was swimming far behind. “Who is out in front?”
“The herring, the herring!” was the reply. “
“The bare naked herring?” cried the envious flounder flabbergasted, “the bare naked herring?”
Since that time the mouth of the flounder has always been crooked as punishment for those unkind words.
For a long time the fish in the sea had been unhappy because there was no order in their kingdom. Fish did not give each other any leeway; each swam right and left, whatever he felt like. Some swam in between those who wanted to swim together. Others blocked the path and the stronger fish gave the weaker ones a slap with their tails, hurling them long distances. Or even worse, the bigger fish devoured the smaller ones. “How nice it would be if we had a king, who spoke law and justice amongst us,” they all said. They agreed they would vote one fish to be their leader; they would pick whoever could swim the fastest through the waves and bring help to the weaker ones.
They positioned themselves on shore, one after another in rank and file. The pike gave a sign with his tail and they all swam away. The pike shot through the waves like an arrow and the herring, gudgeon, perch, carp and all the rest as they are called followed after. The flounder also swam along and hoped to reach the finish line.
All at once a cry was heard “The herring is out in front! The herring is out in front!”
“Who is out in front?” the bad-tempered flounder screamed morosely. He was swimming far behind. “Who is out in front?”
“The herring, the herring!” was the reply. “
“The bare naked herring?” cried the envious flounder flabbergasted, “the bare naked herring?”
Since that time the mouth of the flounder has always been crooked as punishment for those unkind words.
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Friday, July 10, 2020
Summer Fairy Tale: The King of All Carrots
Grimm’s Fairy Tale No. 146 The Carrot King
Once there lived two brothers, both serving as soldiers. One brother was
rich, the other poor. The poor one, seeking to alleviate his dire need,
took off his soldier’s uniform and became a farmer. Now he spent his time
digging, hoeing and hacking his little acre and sowed a row of carrots.
The seed sprouted and a carrot soon grew that was so large and strong and
noticeably thicker than the others. In fact, it would not stop growing.
One could even say it was the Crown Prince or Ruler of all Carrots because
never again has there been such a carrot (nor, I suspect, shall there ever
be another one like it). Finally it was so big that it filled up an entire
wagon and two oxen were required to pull it. The farmer did not know what
to do with the thing, and he wondered whether the carrot was his fortune
or misfortune. Finally he thought to himself “If you sell it, what great
reward will you fetch? And the smaller carrots are just as good for
eating. It is best that you present it to the king and honor him with the
gift.”
So he loaded the carrot on his wagon, hitched up two oxen and drove to
court to present the carrot to the king. “What kind of strange thing
have you brought?” the king asked. “I have seen many odd things in my
day, but never such a monster. From what type of seed could this have
grown? Or perhaps, the vegetable has only grown this way for you because
you are a child of fortune.”
“Oh no,” the farmer replied. “I am no fortune’s child. I am a poor
soldier who could no longer feed himself. So I hung my soldier’s uniform
on a nail and now tend the soil. I have a brother who is rich, whom you
certainly know. But I have nothing and have been forgotten by the
world.”
The king felt compassion for him and said “You shall overcome your
poverty and will receive presents from me so that you shall be the equal
of your rich brother.”
The king gave him enormous amounts of gold, farmland, fields and cattle
and made him stone-rich, so that the riches of his brother did not
compare. When his brother heard what had been accomplished with a single
carrot, he was overcome with jealously and plotted how he, too, could
secure such fortune for himself. But he wanted to do it in a much
smarter way so he took gold and horses and brought them to the king. He
thought the king would give him much greater riches in return, because
his brother had received so much for a single carrot. The king received
the brother’s gift and said, he did not know what to give him in return
that could be rarer or better than the large carrot. So the rich brother
had to accept his brother’s carrot as present from the king. He put it
in his wagon and drove home. At home he did not know on whom he could
take out his rage and anger until finally an evil thought came to him.
He decided to kill his brother and so he hired murderers, who were
instructed to lay in waiting. He now went to his brother and said “Dear
brother, I know a secret treasure. Let us go out together, unearth it
and share it.”
The brother let himself be convinced and innocently went along. But
when they were walking, the murderers fell upon him, tied him up and
wanted to hang him on a tree. They were just about to carry out the evil
deed when the sound of song and the beating of hooves could be heard in
the distance. Such a terror seized them, that in their haste they pushed
their prisoner into a sack, hung it on a tree and took flight. But the
prisoner worked nimbly with his fingers until there was a hole in the
sack, through which he could stick his head. But who should be the next
one to come down the path but a wandering student, a young fellow who
rode through the forest singing loudly. When the one hanging in the sack
noticed that someone was passing below he called out “Greetings to you
in this fine hour.”
The student looked all around and did not know from where the voice
came. Finally he said “Who is calling me?” From the treetop the prisoner
now called “Raise your eyes. I am sitting up here in the sack of wisdom.
In only a short amount of time I have learned many things, among them
that all learning is as elusive as the wind. Soon I will have mastered
everything, will come down and be wiser than all humankind. I understand
the stars and can read the signs of the heavens, can decipher the
blowing of the winds, the sand in the sea, know all manner of healing
sickness, recognize the powers of herbs, birds and stones. If you sat
here in my place, you too would soon understand the wonder that flows
out of my sack of wisdom.”
When the student heard all this he was amazed and said “Blessed be the
hour when I found you. Couldn’t I too sit a while in the sack?” From
above the prisoner replied as if he did not relish the idea. “I will let
you sit here for a very short time in return for a reward and good
words. But you must wait another hour; I still have to learn a bit
more.”
When the student had waited a bit, he began to be restless. The time
seemed too long and he begged immediate entry to the sack; his thirst
for wisdom was far too great to wait any longer. The prisoner in the
sack pretended he had finally given in and said “So that I can emerge
from this cocoon of wisdom, you must lower the sack by that rope tied to
the tree. Then you can crawl inside.”
The student lowered the sack, opened it and freed the man inside. Then
he called out eagerly “Now pull me up into the tree quickly!” He wanted
to walk into the sack standing upright. “Stop!” cried out the other.
“That won’t do at all!” He grabbed him by the head and pushed him in
backwards, tied the opening around his head and pulled the disciple of
wisdom up into the tree, where he swayed back and forth in the air. “How
do you fare up there my dear fellow? See, don’t you already feel wisdom
dawning with experience? Now sit quietly until you become much smarter
than you already are.”
And so he mounted the student’s horse, rode away and after an hour sent
out someone to let the fellow out of the tree.
Sunday, May 3, 2020
Anatomy of a Fairy Tale
The fairy tale .... what is it?
Maerchen or Fairy Tale: a working definition

Fairy tales often contain explicit violence, sex or macabre events,
nonetheless their appeal is timeless.
The Brothers Grimm write in their Preface to the First Volume of
fairy tales that “Fairy tales, sagas and history stand together and
present us with the fresh and lively spirit of pre-historical times. …The
fairy tale is more poetic, the saga is more historical in
nature.”
The saga is anchored in a specific time, often a particular year,
geographic region or city/town/place. Persons are mentioned by name, often
a historical figure or king is mentioned. The saga frequently explains
strange phenomena, unusual features in the landscape, the origin of an
ethnic group or names that were once of local significance. Sagas are the
memory of an historical event. History is explained by a community
remembering its past and offering explanations for local custom and
tradition. The saga is a means of connecting current circumstances to
precise past reference points. Some of these reference points may be
authentic, others are probably completely invented.
The saga commemorates a distant folk memory or tradition. It has not been
altered or corrupted by current events or commentaries.
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Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Grimm's Fairy Tale No. 176: A Lifetime

“Ach, God,” the ass replied, “that is a long time. Just think of my laborious existence!
We complete our mini-series on life and immortality in fairy tales with the following humerous story, straight from the donkey's mouth so-to-speak,
Grimm’s Fairy Tale No. 176: A Lifetime.
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When God created the world, he decided it would be fitting to set the life span of every creature. He called the ass, who asked “God, how long shall I live?”
“Thirty years,” God replied, “how does that suit you?”
“Ach, God,” the ass replied, “that is a long time. Just think of my laborious existence: I carry heavy burdens from dawn to dusk, drag sacks of corn to the mill so that others have bread to eat, for encouragement and refreshment I get nothing but kicks and beatings! Release me from a portion of this long time.”
God had pity and gave him eighteen years. Comforted, the ass departed and the dog appeared.
“How long do you want to live?” God asked him. “The ass thought thirty years would be too long, but surely you will be satisfied with that.”
The dog replied, “God, is that really your will? Just think how I must run. It’s unbearable for my feet! When I have lost my voice and can no longer bark and my teeth and can no longer bite, what else is left for me but to run from one corner to the next and growl?”
God agreed and gave him twelve years. Then the monkey approached. “Surely you want to live thirty years?” God said to him, “You don’t need to work like the ass and the dog but instead, are always happy-go-lucky.”
“Ach, God,” the monkey replied, “it would seem that way, but in fact it’s not. When it’s raining millet I never have a spoon! I’m supposed to always perform happy tricks and make faces so that other people laugh. But when people give me an apple and I bite into it, it is always sour. How often does sadness really hide behind humor! I could never endure thirty years.” So God in his mercy decided to give him ten years.
Finally man appeared. He was happy, healthy and hearty. He asked God to set his lifetime. “You shall live thirty years.” God said, “Is that enough?”
“What a short time!” the man cried, “When I have finally completed building my house and a fire is burning happily on the hearth, when I have planted trees that are finally blooming and bearing fruit and when I can finally be happy about life, then I shall die! O God, extend my lifetime.” “I will add the eighteen years deducted from the ass’s life,” God said. “That is not enough,” replied the man. “You shall also have the twelve years of the dog.” “Still not enough.” “Well and good, I will give you the ten years of the monkey, but more you shall not get.” Man left but he was still not satisfied..
And so, man lives seventy years. The first thirty are his human years, they pass quickly. He is happy and content. He enjoys his work and is pleased with his existence. Eighteen years of the ass follow, he must bear the many burdens that load him down. He must carry the corn that nourishes others and endure beatings and kicks that are the only reward for his faithful service. Twelve years of the dog follow. He must lie in a corner, growl and has no teeth to chew. And when this time is over, the ten years of the monkey make up the final years of his existence. Man is dimwitted, crazy, does every manner of foolish thing and becomes the laughing stock of his children.
(Please read, enjoy, link to or pass this story on to friends. Please do not plagiarize, copy or pilfer. Thanks!)
When God created the world, he decided it would be fitting to set the life span of every creature. He called the ass, who asked “God, how long shall I live?”
“Thirty years,” God replied, “how does that suit you?”
“Ach, God,” the ass replied, “that is a long time. Just think of my laborious existence: I carry heavy burdens from dawn to dusk, drag sacks of corn to the mill so that others have bread to eat, for encouragement and refreshment I get nothing but kicks and beatings! Release me from a portion of this long time.”
God had pity and gave him eighteen years. Comforted, the ass departed and the dog appeared.
“How long do you want to live?” God asked him. “The ass thought thirty years would be too long, but surely you will be satisfied with that.”
The dog replied, “God, is that really your will? Just think how I must run. It’s unbearable for my feet! When I have lost my voice and can no longer bark and my teeth and can no longer bite, what else is left for me but to run from one corner to the next and growl?”
God agreed and gave him twelve years. Then the monkey approached. “Surely you want to live thirty years?” God said to him, “You don’t need to work like the ass and the dog but instead, are always happy-go-lucky.”
“Ach, God,” the monkey replied, “it would seem that way, but in fact it’s not. When it’s raining millet I never have a spoon! I’m supposed to always perform happy tricks and make faces so that other people laugh. But when people give me an apple and I bite into it, it is always sour. How often does sadness really hide behind humor! I could never endure thirty years.” So God in his mercy decided to give him ten years.
Finally man appeared. He was happy, healthy and hearty. He asked God to set his lifetime. “You shall live thirty years.” God said, “Is that enough?”
“What a short time!” the man cried, “When I have finally completed building my house and a fire is burning happily on the hearth, when I have planted trees that are finally blooming and bearing fruit and when I can finally be happy about life, then I shall die! O God, extend my lifetime.” “I will add the eighteen years deducted from the ass’s life,” God said. “That is not enough,” replied the man. “You shall also have the twelve years of the dog.” “Still not enough.” “Well and good, I will give you the ten years of the monkey, but more you shall not get.” Man left but he was still not satisfied..
And so, man lives seventy years. The first thirty are his human years, they pass quickly. He is happy and content. He enjoys his work and is pleased with his existence. Eighteen years of the ass follow, he must bear the many burdens that load him down. He must carry the corn that nourishes others and endure beatings and kicks that are the only reward for his faithful service. Twelve years of the dog follow. He must lie in a corner, growl and has no teeth to chew. And when this time is over, the ten years of the monkey make up the final years of his existence. Man is dimwitted, crazy, does every manner of foolish thing and becomes the laughing stock of his children.
Tuesday, February 18, 2020
Fairy Tale for the Approach of Spring and the Last Shrieks of Winter
Grimm's Saga 275. The Shrieker
March 12th
On this day in 1753:Johann Peter Kriechbaum, mayor of the Upper Kainsbach Zent, told the following on March 12, 1753: “In the district called Spreng a ghost or spirit resided, who made all kinds of shrieking noises, like the sounds of deer, fox, donkey, swine or other animals, even every type of bird. For this reason, the people called him the shrieker. He has led many astray and no one dares linger in this meadow, especially herders.” This is what the mayor recently encountered when he was walking at night in his meadow in Spreng. He had used up all the water for watering his herd when a pig squealed in the little woods on the Langenbrombach side. It screeched as if a knife were stuck in its throat. The ghost has been seen as far as the Holler Forest, where they used to burn charcoal seventeen years ago. The coal burners complained bitterly at the time that many had been frightened by this ghost because he appeared in the form of a donkey. The deceased Johann Peter Weber said the same thing. He had loaded coal there at night to take it to the Michelstadt Hammer. Heinrich Germann, the old mayor of the Zent stated that when he was once tending his oxen in the Spreng field, it was as if a fox ran at him, but when he beat him away with the whip, the fox immediately vanished.
Fairy Tale Factum:The Cent was an administrative and judicial unit created in the Middle Ages. It roughly covered 100 families. The spelling was subsequently changed to Zent and was said to cover an area including ten villages (some accounts say 20). The Zent was governed by a count (Zentgraf, usually a farmer) or presiding judge (Zentschoeffen), often the village mayor or sheriff. These districts were marked off with border stones (Grenzsteine or Zentsteine), some of which have survived to the present day.
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Saturday, January 4, 2020
The Impenetrable Elfmound
My home is the impenetrable elfmound where sump meets hillock. Once I pledged my heart to a prince but I was kidnapped by a king; my swain freed me from the king’s cruel advances only to abandon me soon after. Were it not for my horse or help from the fairy folk I would have been lost. But by and by I came to this place of moss and mold. I have put on the wings of the fairies as armor and here I shall live for all time forth. For in the muck every army sinks, every villain is swallowed, and love is unknown.
Excerpt from Fairy Tale of Prince and Horse
Tuesday, December 24, 2019
Christmas Eve Dinner Parties: a Fairy Tale from the Brothers Grimm
Nr. 116 Der Liebhaber zum Essen eingeladenThe lover invited to dinner and Christmas Eve augury
There once lived a woman who earned her living as a tax collector. Secretly this woman had fallen in love with her bookkeeper. She wanted to win his heart through magic and so she had a fresh loaf of bread baked on Holy Christmas Eve. She then stuck two knives into the loaf, cross-wise while murmuring quite a few words of incantation.
The bookkeeper came to her from his sleep, completely unclothed, sat down at the table and looked at her severely. She stood up and ran away but the bookkeeper pulled both knives out of the bead and hurled them after her and almost wounded her.
Afterward, he returned home; her aunt, who was present in the chamber, was so violently frightened that she lay in bed for several weeks unable to move. The following day the bookkeeper was heard to inquire of the household servants: he would like to know the woman who had scared him so in the past night. He was so tired that he could hardly speak, he should have escaped easily but could not defend himself; he tried, but pray as he would, he was instead driven out into the night.
The bookkeeper came to her from his sleep, completely unclothed, sat down at the table and looked at her severely. She stood up and ran away but the bookkeeper pulled both knives out of the bead and hurled them after her and almost wounded her.
Afterward, he returned home; her aunt, who was present in the chamber, was so violently frightened that she lay in bed for several weeks unable to move. The following day the bookkeeper was heard to inquire of the household servants: he would like to know the woman who had scared him so in the past night. He was so tired that he could hardly speak, he should have escaped easily but could not defend himself; he tried, but pray as he would, he was instead driven out into the night.
The same old woman, who told this tale, added: On Christmas Eve in Coburg several young noble women kept something back from their dinner meal and got up at midnight and sat down at the table. Soon, their dearest came, each one brought a knife and wanted to sit down beside their girl. The noble women were frightened and fled; but one took the knife and threw it back. She turned around and looked at him and picked up the knife. Another time, instead of the invited swains, the physical incarnation of death came into the room and placed an hour glass next to one of the girls, who then died during the year.
In Silesia three ladies of the court sat down at a covered table on Christmas Eve and waited for their future true loves. For each a place had been set at the table. They had appeared in response to an invitation, but only two came and they sat down next to two ladies. The third did not appear. But the one who was left out became sad and impatient and finally got up after waiting in vain. When she went to the window and looked out, she viewed a coffin across the way, a young woman was lying within, who looked just like her. The young lady became ill immediately and died soon thereafter. According to oral tradition, the death chest comes into the room, the girl approaches it, the boards of the chest open up and the maid falls dead inside.
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